Thursday, 26 May 2016

Joke

. A man was  driving down the road 🚗and breaks down near a monastery⛪. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night? the monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner🍚🍲, even fix his car🔧🚗. As the man tries to fall asleep💤, he hears a strange sound💬. The next morning, he ask the monks what the sound was, but they say, We can't tell you. You're not a monk. The man was disappointed😞 but thanked them anyway and goes about his merry way🚗. Some years later, The same man breaks down in front of the same monastery⛪. The monks again accept him, feed him🍚🍲, even fix his car🔧🚗. That night, he heard the same strange noise 💬that he had heard years earlier. The next morning🌞, he asked what it is, but the monks reply, We can't tell you😶. You're not a monk. The man says, All right, all right. I'm dying to know.😖 If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk? The monks reply, You must travel the earth 🌍and tell us how many blades of grass 🌾there are and the exact number of sand pebbles🔎 When you find these numbers, you will become a monk. The man sets about his task. Some 4⃣5⃣ years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery⛪. He says, I have traveled the earth🌍 and have found what you have asked for. There are 145,236,284,232 blades of grass🌾 and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth🌏. The monks replied, Congratulations. You are now a monk😇. We shall now show you the way to the sound📡. The monks lead the man to a wooden door🚪 where the head monk says, The sound is right behind that door. The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He says, Real funny. May I have the key🔑? The monks give him the key🔑, and he opens the door. Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone🚪. The man demands the key to the stone door. The monks give him the key🔑, and he opens it, only to find a door 🚪made of ruby. He demanded another key 🔑from the monks, who provide it. Behind that door is another door🚪, this one made of sapphire, So it went until the man had gone through doors of emerald, silver, topaz, and amethyst. Finally, the monks say, This is the last key🔑 to the last door. The man is relieved to know end🏁. He unlocks the door🔓, turns the knob, and behind that door he is amazed 😳to find the source of that strange sound📡 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ☝😐😶But he can't tell you what it is because you're not a monk 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Don't be angry at me .. I am Also looking for the guy who sent me this....... Off to another group 🏃💨💨💨💨💨 Cheers


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